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Updated: September 19, 2000 3:04 pm

#	Title	Average Rating (out of 10)
1	405: The Movie	9.8
2	Los Gringos - A Short Film of Epic Proportions	9.8
3	Steven Wright Humor	9.8
4	Judge Rules That Parker Brothers Has Monopoly Monopoly	9.5
5	Green Lake Summer Movie Preview Part 2	9.2
6	Wakea Helps You Stay Awake	9.2
7	The Babelfish Butcher	9.1
8	Olympic Mascot To Pass The Torch	8.9
9	Green Lake Summer Movie Preview Part 1	8.6
10	Reporter Gets Copy of Santa's Naughty List	8.3
11	Buy Your Own University	8.3
12	Robots imagine world where humans rule	8.3
13	No One Notices World Takeover	8.2
14	Green Lake Arts And Entertainment Update	8.2
15	The Practical Side of Psychics	8.2
16	Alien Life Not Impressed By Voyager	8.2
17	NBp Science Series: The Internet	8.2
18	Millenium Madness Nearly Over	8.2
19	Papermate Ball Point Pen for $8 on eBay	8.2
20	Humpty Dumpty Put Back Together Again	8.1
21	Why Bother?	8.0
22	NBp Is Y2K Compliant!	8.0
23	UFO Detector!	8.0
24	Proper Recognition for Cereal That Turns Your Mouth Blue	8.0
25	NATO to Send Peacekeeping Force to Wichita	7.9
26	What Would A Mars Landing Do For Janitors?	7.8
27	Divining For Dollars	7.8
28	Foomaster Furniture Sale of a Lifetime	7.7
29	Hasbro Launches the Nerf ICBM	7.7
30	Possible Connection Between Bees and Bee Stings Discovered	7.6
31	Clinton Traded To Venezuela	7.6
32	Gore Suffers System Error During Debate	7.6
33	Microsoft Unveils Puff Daddy 2000	7.6
34	Al Gore to Adopt Elian Gonzales	7.5
35	The Stupidity Test	7.5
36	Russia Announces Anti-Anti-Missile Offense System	7.5
37	Green Lake Southern Baptists To Unionize	7.5
38	The Great Kings of Vaudeville	7.4
39	Fribozz Introduces MegaImplants	7.4
40	James Bond Narrowly Escapes Death In New Film	7.3
41	McKinley in 2000	7.3
42	HOT New Breakfast Cereal from Fribozz	7.3
43	Chinese Admit, "We're Just Making Up Sounds, Not Saying Words."	7.2
44	Bank Introduces New Fees For Looking At, Thinking About Bank	7.2
45	Y2K bugs ME!!!	7.2
46	Donut Incidents on the Rise	7.2
47	Things To Do In An Elevator	7.2
48	WTO Lifts Limits on Pokemon Cards	7.1
49	The Ten Line	7.1
50	ACLU Sues Itself	7.0
51	School To Webcast Bullies Fighting	7.0
52	Scientists Pack 16.2 Million Doohickies on a Single Frammis	7.0
53	Team Beats Other Team In Sporting Event	7.0
54	Water Declared A Drug	6.9
55	Fox to Air Controversial "When Stuffed Animals Attack"	6.9
56	National 'Take Your Llama To Work Day' A Big Success	6.9
57	Village Overrun by Wild Animals	6.9
58	World Ant Population Surpasses 1 Quadrillion	6.8
59	Fribozz Announces New For Fools Book	6.8
60	Fribozz Introduces 1-900-STRANGER Service	6.8
61	Critics Blast Money Making Movie	6.8
62	David Hasselhoff to Revive Star Crash	6.8
63	Fribozz launches new website	6.8
64	MCI WorldCom To Buy FCC	6.7
65	Peanut Butter Sales to Yugoslavia Halted	6.7
66	Phone Company Announces Psychic Caller ID	6.7
67	New Budget Includes Programs To Elect Gore	6.7
68	They Said THAT?	6.7
69	Fossilized Human Heads Found in South Dakota	6.7
70	Ecologists Concerned Over Dwindling Number of Wolves Posters	6.7
71	Take the Fribozz eDriver's License Test	6.6
72	'N Sync French Toast on eBay	6.6
73	Graffiti Not Y2K Compliant	6.6
74	Amazon.com Joins Barnes&Noble Affiliate Program	6.6
75	Santa Hit By A Plane	6.6
76	The Only Movie Review You'll Ever Need	6.5
77	Card Companies Announce Make-Up Valentine's Day	6.5
78	The Easier Way To Buy Goats	6.5
79	First Lady to Run for Senate in Every State	6.4
80	Ford Announces 2000 Edsel	6.4
81	Cigarette Smoking Encourages Cell Growth, Happiness	6.4
82	Woman Patents Herself	6.4
83	President Clinton Announces Taters for Tots Program	6.3
84	Future Anarchists Not Into Punk	6.3
85	Mirsk-T Fashions, Conglomerated	6.2
86	Time Alarm Bed	6.2
87	Tom Hanks Shocker: He Is Perfectly Normal	6.2
88	Nobody for President in 2000	6.2
89	Martha Stewart Empire to Grow with New Offerings	6.2
90	Y2002 Computer Bug Discovered	6.1
91	Man with Losing Stock Portfolio Discovered	6.1
92	Fear Eventually Leads To Suffering	6.0
93	Amazon.com to Sell Ice Cream	6.0
94	UPS Makes Delivery To Space Station	6.0
95	Republicans Adopt New Debate Format	6.0
96	Lame Self-Referential Article Appears on Website	6.0
97	Ronald McDonald Accused of Spying	6.0
98	Clinton Asks For 'More Perfect Burger'	6.0
99	The Onion to Buy The New York Times	6.0
100	Continental Drift Cam	6.0

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