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Time Alarm Bed

Submitted By Kev
Posted on March 14, 2000 6:32 pm, in Product Byproducts

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This patent, from 1892, proves that everything had, indeed, been invented before 1900.

Maybe I should patent the Time Alarm Waterbed, which would automatically engulf the sleeper in water, thereby forcing them to wake up. Just as long as I don't have to use the invention myself :)

 

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