Clint Eastwood To Return To Orangutan Movies

Hollywood (NBp) - In the past twenty years, Clint Eastwood has had hit movies, been nominated and won Oscars, and even been mayor of Carmel, California. But, not since 1980's Any Which Way You Can has Eastwood done a film with an orangutan.

Eastwood, who defined the "trucker with monkey" genre of movies with Every Which Way But Loose is said to be considering a third movie in the set, called Another Which Way We Do. Rumors have also circulated about Eastwood doing a "cop with monkey" movie that would resurrect his Dirty Harry character, but still include the lovable orangutan. These rumors have largely been dismissed as "stupid".

"Ever since I got my pet orangutan, I've been trying to hook up with Clint," explained aspiring Hollywood producer Ralph Municipal. "Lately, I've been feeling particularly nostalgic about the early '80s. In fact, I've got Men At Work playing in my car right now. I really want to make Another Which Way We Do. Not because I really liked those other movies, but because I have a pet orangutan and I haven't had a decent job in 7 years."

Stewart Municipal, Ralph Municipal's brother, wrote the script for Another Which Way We Do. "It's got this great line that I just know is going to be the catch phrase of 2000. Clint gets all steely-eyed and says, 'He's not a monkey, punk. He's an orangutan.' Everyone's going to be saying it!"