NBp Sports Has The Winning Superbowl Picks

Atlanta (NBp) - On Monday, NBp Sports announced its pick for the winner of Superbowl XXXIV. We're now pleased to announce that our pick, E*Trade, won the great game. Our pick among the football teams, the St. Louis Rams, also came out victorious.

"NBp Sports has a 100% record of picking the winners," announced NBp Sports Editor Hank "Quack" Unibrow. "We use a solid, scientific system to pick our winners. If you can bet based on our picks, you're sure to win."

NBp has occasionally come under fire for our release schedule. However, to maintain the level of journalistic integrity for which NBp is famous, we feel that it is necessary to not release our stories until we have the facts straight. It is this strict principle which also gives NBp Weather the best accuracy rating possible. For example, NBp Weather announced today that last month was cold and snowy in much of the East. Accuracy like that cannot be argued with.

E*Trade's victory in the Superbowl also earned them the coveted "Best Use Of Monkey" award.