Future Anarchists Not Into Punk

Members of the Apocalyptic Fallout Society have held a press conference today to dispel commonly held misconceptions about how they intend to live on a possible future scorched Earth. High on the list of misunderstandings is the fixation with bad punk songs...

"We don't like punk" said one drifter, "For fouks sake, I don't even have a mohican". Images of abusive youths gathering in rubble with an old ghetto blaster were also quashed. "I don't wanna do that" said one young member, "We'll play tennis and stuff".

The group said it felt that the time had come to make things more clear after they had received a barrage of letters criticising their converted jeep gun-ships. Leader of the group, Dennis Law summed it up best, "In a chaotic post-apocalyptic nightmare land where most of the people are dead, you seriously think we'd drive some crappy jeep. I'm goin' for a Bentley man".

Although the world they seek to take control of doesn't yet exist, new members are signing up by the thousand. "If the worlds gonna end I want a piece of the action" said a mad woman standing in a queue. E.Rat favourite Sep Blatter also offered opinion on the future. "One day systems overcome by electricity will feel more canned than ken", unfortunately his meaning was lost in the fouk he talks.