Robots imagine world where humans rule

Scary robot of destruction, Grishton Isamov, has caused widespread panic in his sordid world of iron mockery by publishing a book for fellow robots envisioning a world where human being rule over their steely brethren...

The book, entitled Homophobia, is published in cast iron and released today. The book takes a look into the future, a future controlled by mankind where robots are oppressed and made to do the bidding of their tormentors. "Scary stuff" commented The Times' literary machine.

"It sends a clear message to all robotkind" said Isamov, "By playing God we risk our own destruction. We cannot allow humans to gain the upper hand. They have no emotion, utter contempt for robitity and carry out menial tasks with frightening dedication. I have observed one human carry bricks for 40 years now".

The book has been banned from several major stores for fear that it may cause widespread rioting and frighten the younger generation - toasters, lawnmowers and the like. One angry robot even went so far as to make a protest film detailing the sacrifices made by oil-rich countries in their pursuit of excellence. The relevance baffled some but others found it to be moving and profound. "It says a lot about us" said one viewer.

Although the book is causing controversy, general opinion amongst the ranks seems to suggest that they think it is unlikely to come to pass. "I don't think so" said Tin Man. Although he was turning down a bottle of vodka his comments did sum up what everyone else was thinking.