Oppression Runs Rampant In America

Washington (NBp) - A new study has shown that white males are increasingly feeling the pressure of affirmative action and women's lib movements. In a separate study, Catholics have expressed that they are starting to have a difficult time fitting into an increasingly diverse American culture.

"This is really rather remarkable," said John P. Singletary, chairman of White Guys Anonymous. "For the first time in American history, every man, woman and child in the country is joined together in a shared feeling of oppression, regardless of race, religion or gender."

Oppression in America runs farther than that, insists Melanie Q. Hoffmeyer of the Wealthy Persons Support Network. "Affluent people today have a difficult time rejecting calls from people soliciting for donations, keeping a good butler and driver on staff, or even finding a country club where the people are not as rich as yourself."

At this time, no group of heterosexuals has announced its oppression, but a number of groups have expressed plans to feel oppressed in the future.