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James Bond Narrowly Escapes Death In New Film

By Ed 'Hack' Wheely
Posted on August 10, 1999 9:11 am, in News Byproducts

Hollywood (NBp) - NBp insiders have learned that James Bond will narrowly escape death in the new movie The World Is Not Enough.

"It's really cool," said our anonymous insider as he was describing the movie. "There's this guy who wants to take over the world, and he gets so close to killing Bond. Oh, and Bond gets hooked up with this woman. That's cool, too. This movie is full of surprises."

Other insiders described the movie similarly, giving credibility to the plot rumors. However, NBp discovered that one of those insiders was actually talking about Never Say Never Again.

Additional scenes that they described include one in which Bond is going to speak with "M", the leader of the British Secret Service, and he tosses his hat onto the hatrack and flirts with the secretary on his way in. Bond is also given useful gadgets by "Q", the agency's equipment expert.

Studio officials are uncertain how all of these plot details escaped the carefully guarded movie set.

 

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