James Bond Narrowly Escapes Death In New Film
By Ed 'Hack' Wheely
Posted on August 10, 1999 9:11 am, in News Byproducts
Hollywood (NBp) - NBp insiders have learned that James Bond will
narrowly escape death in the new movie The World Is Not Enough.
"It's really cool," said our anonymous insider as he was describing
the movie. "There's this guy who wants to take over the world, and
he gets so close to killing Bond. Oh, and Bond gets hooked up with
this woman. That's cool, too. This movie is full of surprises."
Other insiders described the movie similarly, giving credibility
to the plot rumors. However, NBp discovered that one of those
insiders was actually talking about Never Say Never Again.
Additional scenes that they described include one in which Bond
is going to speak with "M", the leader of the British Secret Service,
and he tosses his hat onto the hatrack and flirts with the
secretary on his way in. Bond is also given useful gadgets by "Q",
the agency's equipment expert.
Studio officials are uncertain how all of these plot details
escaped the carefully guarded movie set.
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