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By Kev
Posted on August 6, 1999 8:44 am, in Product Byproducts

COMPANY PRESS RELEASE

(NBp PressWire) - Fribozz Labs, which developed the popular Mini You Personal Clone, is pleased to introduce a whole menu of cosmetic surgery options that have never before been available to the general public.

Many men today feel self concious about their bodies, because they do not have the time to go to the gym and build up their biceps. They look like little girly men who need to run crying home to mother because they are too weak to lift their shoes off the ground. MegaBiceps will cure that impression once and for all!

Want to look like a powerful runner? Get MegaLegs. Want to look hyper-intelligent? Get MegaBrain. Never before have you had so much control over your appearance.

Product Price
MegaBiceps$1,999
MegaLegs$2,999
MegaBrain$2,999
MegaFeet$1,499
MegaHands$1,699

This is just a small sampling of the MegaImplants that are available for men and women! If any body parts that aren't listed come to mind, please call our customer service line at 1-800-SML-PEPE and make a request.

The Fribozz MegaImplants make a perfect gift! Plus, easy financing terms are available.

Fribozz MegaImplants: Never Feel Underdeveloped Again

Fribozz President John Q. Fribozz shows off the difference MegaBiceps, MegaLegs and MegaBrain can make!

About The Fribozz Company

The Fribozz Company was originally formed as a joke and remains a joke to this very day.

 

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