By Kev
Posted on August 6, 1999 8:44 am, in Product Byproducts
COMPANY PRESS RELEASE
(NBp PressWire) - Fribozz Labs, which developed the popular Mini You
Personal Clone, is pleased to introduce a whole menu of cosmetic
surgery options that have never before been available to the
general public.
Many men today feel self concious about their bodies, because they
do not have the time to go to the gym and build up their biceps.
They look like little girly men who need to run crying home to mother
because they are too weak to lift their shoes off the ground.
MegaBiceps will cure that impression once and for all!
Want to look like a powerful runner? Get MegaLegs. Want to look
hyper-intelligent? Get MegaBrain. Never before have you had so much
control over your appearance.
| Product |
Price |
| MegaBiceps | $1,999 |
| MegaLegs | $2,999 |
| MegaBrain | $2,999 |
| MegaFeet | $1,499 |
| MegaHands | $1,699 |
This is just a small sampling of the MegaImplants
that are available for men and women! If any body parts that aren't listed come to mind, please call our customer service line at 1-800-SML-PEPE and make a request.
The Fribozz MegaImplants make a perfect gift! Plus, easy financing
terms are available.
Fribozz MegaImplants: Never Feel Underdeveloped Again
Fribozz President John Q. Fribozz shows off the
difference MegaBiceps, MegaLegs and MegaBrain can make!
About The Fribozz Company
The Fribozz Company was originally formed as a joke and remains
a joke to this very day.
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