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By Kev
Posted on July 29, 1999 9:14 am, in Product Byproducts

COMPANY PRESS RELEASE - July 29, 1999

NBp PressWire - The Fribozz Company today introduced the Fribomatic II Adjustable Bed. This ergonomic new bed will give you a kind of comfort not found in any other bed in history!


John Q. Fribozz demonstrates how the Fribomatic II can be used just like the bed you already own!


Or, turn on Bend-O-Position 1 to stretch your back!


Even better, turn on Bend-O-Position 2 for a full ninety degrees of waist bending comfort!

For no more than the price of a standard compact car, you can buy this amazing bed. Just imagine coming home from a rough day at the office and lying down in your Fribomatic II. Rather than lying down on a flat, completely un-ergonomic standard bed, you can achieve that special kind of bliss that you get when folded in half, backwards.

Plus, the Fribomatic II has twice the Bend-O-Positions as the original Fribomatic I Adjustable Bed. In addition to bending at the small of the back, the Fribomatic II will also bend an amazing 90 degrees at the middle. Just think what that will do for your spine!

The Fribomatic II is available at all fine furniture dealers.

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