By Ed 'Hack' Wheely
Posted on July 22, 1999 9:21 am, in News Byproducts
Miami (NBp) - Merger mania in corporate America has been going
strong in the past few years, and now three entertainment
powerhouses have agreed to a $1.2 billion merger.

Postcards, like this one, are among the first
new products from BSN98S.
Officially, the merger is billed as an acquisition, with teen
heartthrobs the Backstreet Boys (BSB) purchasing their main
competition: 98 Degrees and N' Sync. The new conglomerate will
be called Backstreet N'98 Sync (BSN98S).
"We believe that this merger is in the best interests of all
of the stockholders of the Backstreet Boys, 98 Degrees and N' Sync,"
proclaimed BSB member Brian Littrell.
Music industry insiders think that the merger will help the
group stay ahead of newcomers like Ricky Martin.
The merger does have its detractors, however. "It's a well known
fact that people have a hard time remembering groups of things
that are larger than 7 items," explains psychologist Earl Hacker.
"This group's got 14 guys! No teenage girl will be able to remember
them all. Besides, who has room on their wall for 14 separate posters?"
Teenager Rachel Hunley responded to the news by screaming and then
fainting. Insiders report that she may have called all of her friends
as soon as she came to. NBp was unable to get a coherent comment from
Hunley or her associates, however.
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