South Dakota (NBp) - Researchers announced a startling discovery in South Dakota this morning. Yesterday, Chris and Darlene Frankel stumbled across the fossilized remains of the largest known human beings.

Photo of the giant, fossilized human heads discovered by Chris and Darlene Frankel.

Chris Frankel, a materials science engineer, said that archaeology is really just a hobby for him. With this discovery, he is considering a full-time move into archaelogy, however. Though Frankel has sent photos to other archaeologists and invited them to view this find for themselves, he is not waiting for independent verification to take action. He is already planning to do several talk shows within the next two weeks, has a newspaper interview scheduled, and is negotiating to create a Secrets of the Superhuman Fossils program for network TV.

In talking with NBp, Frankel was very enthusiastic in describing the find. "I just can't believe the quality of these fossils! They are very smooth and even. I don't know how long ago those people lived, but they look very stately, even a little familiar. Can you just imagine what the planet was like when people that large were walking around?"

"I'm just so proud of Chris," gushed Darlene Frankel.

NBp spoke with an independent researcher in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Harvey Manfrensingenson believes that Frankel may have actually discovered the site of Mount Olympus. Manfrensingenson says that the visible remains are of, from left to right: Athena, Minerva, Hercules and Zeus.

Manfrensingenson claims that this is the greatest discovery of the past millenium. "I've been searching for Mount Olympus for the past 30 years! I've looked at nearly every square inch of Oklahoma, but all I needed to do was head up to South Dakota!"