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By Kev
Posted on July 12, 1999 9:14 am, in News Byproducts
The Ten Line
10-10-101010
Only Ten Cents Per Minute(*)
No Hassles(**)
* $0.10 per minute charges apply for calls placed at 10:10AM or
10:10PM that terminate within the same time zone. All other calls are
$0.55 per minute. $20 per month fee assessed where applicable.
** The Ten Line will automatically switch all long distance and
local calling services over to Ten Line, Inc, giving you one
convenient price for almost all of your calling (see above).
By dialing 10-10-101010, you agree to allow Ten Line, Inc. to
perform any
background checks deemed necessary. This may include, but is not
limited to:
- listening in to any and all phone conversations,
broadcasting those conversations over Television, Radio or Internet
-
performing credit checks (including an on-site inspection of funds
stored in wallets, purses, matresses, safes, etc.)
- hiring a private
detective (the charges for which will conveniently appear on your
telephone bill) to dig up interesting facts about your past.
By using
The Ten Line, you agree to be liable for any damages that The Ten Line,
Inc. may be held responsible, regardless of your involvement in those
damages. Under no circumstances will The Ten Line, Inc. deduct or
otherwise reduce charges that appear on your phone bill. A $2 phone
bill processing fee will be charged each month. All fees and rates
are subject to change without notice and are guaranteed to never
go down.
Thank you for using The Ten Line!
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