STAR WARS
Episode II: Anakin and Amidala Sitting In A Tree
Jar Jar Binks, already amongst the most hated beings in the galaxy, fostered dreams of channeling that hatred and joining the Sith. However, Young Anakin Skywalker accidentally killed the annoying gungan soon after he started his Jedi training with Obi-Wan Kenobi.
As Anakin grew older, he spent more time with Queen Amidala of the Naboo. None of the other kids teased them, though, because Anakin has a lightsaber.
Back on Coruscant, Palpatine was gathering his strength as he prepared to take complete control. He also took on a new apprentice, Darth Maim. Palpatine plans to use the proceeds of Darth Maim action figure sales to build his new Empire...