Somewhere In Space (NBp) - UPS driver Eddie Green was rather surprised when he looked at his route for the day. Eddie had been delivering packages within New Jersey for 8 years, but yesterday's route had only one package. And that package had a very unique destination.

Eddie Green, using a specially modified truck, drove to the International Space Station yesterday.

UPS engineers set up a special tunnel and ramp system so that Green could get his truck up to the 20,000 miles per hour speed necessary to leave the atmosphere. Green expected the total trip to take under 8 hours, but brought an overnight bag just in case.

Green manually carried the package to the ISS.

Unfortunately, Green's mission for the day ended on a sour note. There was no answer when he knocked on the airlock of the ISS. Green left his customary yellow note on the door and dejectedly returned to his truck, knowing that he would have to make that long journey again the next day.

Green's re-entry into Earth's atmosphere went fine, though he was a little off course and ended up landing on I-75 at 2:30am. Green's take off for the second delivery attempt was scheduled for 8am this morning.

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