Jersey City (NBp) - Political analysts report that the year 2000 presidential election is "filled with losers".

Joe's Diner in Jersey City was host to a political meeting of the minds today.

Headblum, speaking at Joe's Diner in Jersey City, was quickly attacked by fellow pundit Ted Underling. "How can you say that they are excellent candidates and then say that they're losers? You're full of it, man," complained Underling.

Headblum proceeded to explain that in 2001, only one of these people will be taking the oath of office, so the rest are all "losers". Underling groaned and changed the subject, thus ending the political commentary.