Left Field - Today, The Fribozz Company announced the availability of the Mini You(tm) personal clone product. Envious of Dr. Evil in the popular Austin Powers 2? Be envious no more!

Fribozz president John Q. Fribozz is shown here with his brand new Mini You.

Mini You, which is available today at fine retailers everywhere, comes as a special BioPak(tm). After purchasing the Mini You BioPak, you simply take it home, follow the instructions and send a small blood sample in to Fribozz Labs ("Where Technology and Reality Collide With Earth Shattering Force And Send Up A Gigantic Cloud Of Dust Big Enough To Block Out The Sun") and within 2-4 weeks you will have your very own Mini You!

Your Mini You will be 1/10th to 1/7th of your size, but is otherwise an exact replica of you! When the Mini You arrives, it has limited knowledge (but they do come potty trained from the factory). With just a week of training, however, Mini You will be ready for whatever you want to do.

Feeling lonely? Why not by two or three Mini Yous and start a family with yourself?

Mini You is the most amazing advance in cloning since the cloning of grass, and it's a lot more fun.

Suggested retail price: $999. Introductory special price: $699, good through August 1999. "You have never been so affordable."

ABOUT FRIBOZZ LABS

Fribozz Labs was founded on the principle that the only stupid questions are the ones no one asks. For twenty seven years, Fribozz Labs has fearlessly asked the stupid questions everyone else was afraid to. Mini You is the first product from Fribozz Labs and came after someone asked the question "What if someone actually made a clone of themselves?"