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By Kev
Posted on June 14, 1999 6:10 am, in News Byproducts

COMPANY PRESS RELEASE

Left Field (NBp) - The Fribozz Company has announced their first website. The new site, built in cooperation with News Byproducts, can be viewed at http://www.byproducts.com/fribozz.

"This is a historic occasion for The Fribozz Company," announced John Q. Fribozz. "Since 1803, Fribozz has been a leader. Now, Fribozz leads the way in technology with our new website."

Fribozz officials demonstrated the new site, highlighting its use of such modern technologies as HTML files and GIF graphics. The massive site features four pages of content.

Fribozz hopes that the next revision of the site will use additional modern web technologies such as the HTML tag and Java ticker applets. They are also considering e-mail enabling the site by allowing customers to click an animated picture in order to send a message to the company. This idea is being shelved for now, because Fribozz is not certain that they wish to hear from their customers.

John Q. Fribozz issued the following invitation to the world: "We'll see you in cyberspace!"

ABOUT FRIBOZZ

The Fribozz Company has been making a variety of products since its creation in 1803. It has issued no fewer than 2 million press releases and frequently makes shocking proclamations. Fribozz products continue to shock, delight, amaze, frighten and sicken people all over the world.

 

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