"I can't understand it," said noted film critic Howard Jaywell. "I gave the movie a 'D' and I don't know of anyone that thought it had any merit at all. Who are all these people that went to see it?"

"Razor rocked!" exclaimed Jason Hewson, 17, an LA resident. "Those Razor ships could blow anything out of the sky!"

Critics praised Like Quiz, For Donkey, the story of a man who asks rhetorical questions of his pet donkey and ultimately learns about life and himself.

"I was truly touched by Quiz," stated critic Ann Marshall. "It was a quirky, beautiful story."

Like Quiz, For Donkey grossed nearly $300,000 and will end up making less than 10% of what Silent Razor made in its first weekend. It is estimated that 95% of Like Quiz, For Donkey's gross came from friends of movie critics.

In a related story, more evidence of water has been found on Mars, where it is now believed that critics originated.