Hundreds of products, including Fribozz Cups, are covered by the new embargo.

"Make no mistake about it, we are serious," said US President Clinton in a speech earlier today. "We will return peanut butter privileges when we start getting cooperation, but no sooner."

NATO war commanders have taken this bold, new step in an effort to gain a powerful new ally in this war: Serbian children. "We believe that the children will start complaining to their parents that they want peanut butter and jelly sandwiches or peanut butter cup candies," explained NATO brigadier general Hans Smith. "After a while, the parents will get so sick of the whining that they will force Milosevic into acceptance of NATO demands."

Only time will tell if this new strategy will prevail, and NBp will be here with the latest.