• Fear leads to anger
• Anger leads to hate
• Hate leads to suff-er-ing
• Suffering leads to annhilation
• Annhilation leads to rebirth
• Rebirth leads to joy

Yoda also teaches that The Force is in all living things, but that he believes that it is stronger in some. These teachings have been heard by millions, but there are some skeptics.

"I, for one, don't believe in Yoda," said area skeptic Jerod Freuhoffer. "I mean, it's just a movie, right?"

Skeptics aside, the almost assured success of Yoda's latest film means that millions more will hear about his beliefs.