Following NBp's exclusive coverage of the incidents in Kirby and South Beach, NBp has now learned that New York City has been completely taken over by New Yorkers. Anyone spotted in NYC that does not look, talk or smell like a New Yorker has been expelled to New Jersey.

What can be the cause of all of this mayhem? NBp's panel of experts has come up with the following list of potential causes:

• Too much violence on TV, the Internet and video games
• Raisin shortage in Mexico
• Star Wars fans with too much time on their hands
• New Yorkers being New Yorkers
• The moral fabric of our society being pulled apart at the seams due to people reading silly sites on the Web

Arizona, North Carolina and New York are shown highlighted on this map for no readily apparent reason.

What's Next

Will another town be overrun? Most experts agree that the answer is yes, it's only a question of where, when and how. Actually, that's three questions. Will a band of marauding chickens invade Skokie, IL for bird seed? Will scores of kids invade Burger Kings looking for Teletubby Custard? Will a pack of angry trees take over Capitol Hill to have their voices heard?

Only time will tell. But, now the American public is aware of all of the issues and must respond carefully.