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Clinton To See Star Wars At White House

By Kev
Posted on May 15, 1999 3:04 pm, in News Byproducts

Washington, DC (NBp) - President Clinton's staff at the White House has been given permission to show the new Star Wars movie in the White House Screening Room. At 12:01AM on May 19th, President Clinton will be able to watch the new movie in the privacy of the White House. But what price did the President have to pay for this?

Insiders at Fox report that the President has to follow the same rules as any other theater. The new Star Wars movie comes with more strings attached than any movie which has come before. Here is a sampling of the conditions:

No screenings before 12:01AM, May 19
Movie must stay on the same screen for 8 weeks
Popcorn must be served lukewarm, in honor of Luke Skywalker (who doesn't appear in this film)

With the White House Screening Room tied up with Star Wars for eight weeks, one has to wonder what the President will do. NBp will keep you posted as the story develops.

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