Russia Reverts to Alcohol

Russia is tired of farming and has gone to grab a vodka.

Viktor Chermenov, the former Minister of Agriculture who declared himself Czar on May 10th, has decided that maybe agriculture is not the way to go after all.

"This is hard work", exclaimed Chermenov as he carried a bale of hay into the barn. "I used to sit at my desk all day, making phone calls, surfing the Net. That wasn't such a bad life. I think it's time for a trip to the pub."

Later that night, Chermenov decreed, as Czar of Russia, that McDonald's should reopen immediately because he was hungry, and that everyone should go back to their original jobs.