NBp Is Y2K Compliant!

This is a test of the News Byproducts Y2K compliance. This is only a test. For the remainder of this article, we will state nothing of relevance. We will drone on endlessly about things like squirrels and strawberry jam, despite the fact that this article's purpose in life is to show that News Byproducts is, in fact, Y2K compliant.

Many companies spent an estimated $221 billion on Y2K testing and fixes. We decided to write this article instead. Since you are reading this, we have clearly achieved compliance (and at very low cost to you, the reader :).

We had considered a Y2K compliance testing program that involved squirrels. It sounded like a good deal, since the only cost involved was a few nuts and seeds. Unfortunately, the squirrels seemed a lot more interested in the nuts than in the Y2K status of our computers and software.

So, over a peanut butter and strawberry jam sandwich, we opted for this article instead. Why write so much drivel? Well, we need to be absolutely sure that we are Y2K compliant, even down to the last sentence.

What if all of our articles got cut off in the mid