Team Beats Other Team In Sporting Event
By Ed 'Hack' Wheely
Posted on November 11, 1999 9:14 am, in News Byproducts
Dallas (NBp) - A popular sports team soundly defeated a competitor last weekend, NBp has learned.
"That game rocked," Stanley Pinder told his friend. "Did you see the part where the guy knocked over the other guy and then scored? Amazing!"
The victorious team managed to score more points by moving faster and showing more dexterity in transporting an item from one part of the arena to another. Sports sites were quick to highlight the victory and its effect on the rankings of the winning and losing teams. The winning team is having its best season since the last time it had a season this good.
The star of the winning team has just signed an endorsement deal with a soft drink manufacturer for $18 million. He promised to start drinking that brand of drink right away.
Millions are expected to tune in this week when the team faces off with another team in what will doubtless be another exciting game. It is widely expected that one of the two teams playing will win.