Scientists Pack 16.2 Million Doohickies on a Single Frammis

Silicon Valley (NBp) - Scientists in a group of Silicon Valley companies today announced that they have successfully packed 16.2 million doohickies onto a single frammis. Previously, they had only been able to get about 10 million of the doohickies on there.

"As soon as we saw that the thingamajigs could be strung together, we knew we could really pack them in," explained Chief Scientist Janet Pigley.

"We did encounter problems with the whatzits, but a slight tweak to the thingamabobs cleared that up," explained Chief Scientist in Waiting Edwin Worchestershire. "It's really rather exciting when you consider that these doohickies are only 7 frabbles in diameter."

The frammis is packaged as a crandoplatz and will likely sell for $1,000 in quantities of a thousand. This price is generally considered to be good considering the sheer number of linospleens that it is capable of. Without a doubt, competitors will join the kerfluffle within a short period of time.

"These technical terms may be confusing to the layperson, but trust us that this is really cool stuff," added Pigley.